That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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