Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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