I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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