I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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