Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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