White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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