just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
