what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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