just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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