Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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