PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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