butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
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