Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Best friends brother. Beat that.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
This is my gift to your gina
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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