Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
You pole danced in your parka.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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