he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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