Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
You coming home soon, man?
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The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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