Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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