I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Randomize