she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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