Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I love having hate sex.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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