let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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