i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
