I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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