READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
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