why didn't you poke me back
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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