C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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