i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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