Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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