no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Come share oat with me in your robe
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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