We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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