normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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