i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Randomize
