If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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