Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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