brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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