you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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