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The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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