you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
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