why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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