yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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