We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
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