I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Randomize