It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
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we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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