Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
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