Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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