You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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