I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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