the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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