david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Randomize
