real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
only if we run a train.
done.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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