And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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