i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
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