I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
