I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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